Posted 5 hours ago

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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Posted 5 hours ago

nottheaverageasian:

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

nominate this for an oscar

Posted 5 hours ago

Please & Leave

(Source: yes-master-thank-you-master)

Posted 5 hours ago

tyleroakley:

shittier:

barraco barner 

scary

(Source: becuzbacon)

Posted 5 hours ago
what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
Posted 5 hours ago

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

Posted 8 hours ago
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butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

(Source: christiannightmares)

Posted 8 hours ago
bitchbot:

this says it all

bitchbot:

this says it all

Posted 8 hours ago

battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

(Source: listoflifehacks)

Posted 12 hours ago

shes-universal:

I kid u not for ages when listening to storm warning instead of hunter singing “one part angel, one part perfect, one part a wreck” I seriously thought he was singing “one part angel, one part perfect, one part brick” like never in my mind did I think that was a totally normal lyric I was just like ok if u say so

I thought he said one part prick

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago
iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Posted 19 hours ago

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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