Posted 7 hours ago

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

Posted 7 hours ago

My relationship with my followers

  1. Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  2. Followers:
  3. Me:
  4. Followers:
  5. Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
Posted 7 hours ago

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

(Source: i-am-a-spooky-mushroom)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
If opening your eyes, or getting out of bed, or holding a spoon, or combing your hair is the daunting Mount Everest you climb today, that is okay.
Carmen Ambrosio (via mhconsumer)

(Source: disabledmermaid)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

chaoticbanter:

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

I am honestly so uncomfortable when people wear those bracelets and shirts.

Posted 15 hours ago

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier)

Posted 15 hours ago

whetaver:

"um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:"

Posted 15 hours ago

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

Posted 15 hours ago

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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Posted 19 hours ago

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

Posted 19 hours ago

perks-of-being-chinese:

ifoncebymindthentwicebyheart:

napoleonbonerhard:

d0t0ri:

shadowkixx:

Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it.

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oh my god

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IM ACTUALLY REALLY SAD NOW